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Friday, June 27, 2008

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach
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"You're going to have to put on a top - oh, sorry, sir"
"Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water"
"Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen)
"We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone"
"Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin"
"The water? It's about eleven miles that way"
"I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to-mouth anyway?"
"Giant squid! Run for your lives!"
"Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?"
"Now where did I bury Grandpa?"
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