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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Democratic National Convention
"Check it out -- Bill Clinton and John Edwards are hitting on the same woman"
"The decorations are made from 'John Kerry 2004' bumper stickers"
"I think the Chinese delegates are underage"
"No, Mr. President, you belong at the Republican convention"
"Senator Biden, do you think you'll shoot an old guy in the face?"
"Shut up! I'm trying to listen to Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle"
No number 4 -- writer at screening of "The House Bunny"
"Coming up next, a look at Democratic candidates' greatest concession speeches"
"Yes, at midnight they're going to tase Andy Dick"
"Hey, it's a giant Al Gore balloon! Oh, wait. That's Al Gore"
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"Sorry, sir, no 'Walter Mondal' on the list"
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"I'm leaving early -- tonight Letterman's got crazy Olympic sports on 53rd Street"
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"Paris Hilton will attend anything"
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"I just sold John McCain a subprime mortgage on his eighth home"
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"Mayor Hickenlooper doesn't seem as Hickenloopery in person"
"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
